The Kingdom of The Ewe is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 154 million Ewe are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ewean economy, worth 5.19 trillion West African Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,718 West African Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ewe's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Ewe is ranked 177,068^th in the world and 227^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 63.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.